The White House Hash House Harriers
A drinking club with a running problem
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2005 MisManagement
These people make sure you have a good time every week. There are weeks (for some, years) when significant others cannot make the same claim.
Grand Mistress (GM)
Bad Ditch (left), our resident GM , is generally responsible for all things hash related. Here she is pictured boasting about how big... uhh... nevermind. Indiana Bones and the Tampon of Doom (or Temple of Poon) served as GM until recently fleeing the country. Her cover is that she's a do-gooder improving the life of people, but she's really bailing out Ass Finder (on the lam) and in hiding herself from Two Guys Fucking.
Bad Ditch (left), our resident GM , is generally responsible for all things hash related. Here she is pictured boasting about how big... uhh... nevermind. Indiana Bones and the Tampon of Doom (or Temple of Poon) served as GM until recently fleeing the country. Her cover is that she's a do-gooder improving the life of people, but she's really bailing out Ass Finder (on the lam) and in hiding herself from Two Guys Fucking.
Religious Advisor (RA)
A member of the tribe (the one with Moses), Sucks Cock for Crack carefully determines which down-down mug has more free beer in it. Dude! They're both FREE!
A member of the tribe (the one with Moses), Sucks Cock for Crack carefully determines which down-down mug has more free beer in it. Dude! They're both FREE!
Hare Razor
Big Bang makes sure you wankers have a trail to r*n each week. When he's not doing that, he's either FRB'ing someone's shitty trail and/or being overtaken by his alter ego, Bitchy Bang.
Big Bang makes sure you wankers have a trail to r*n each week. When he's not doing that, he's either FRB'ing someone's shitty trail and/or being overtaken by his alter ego, Bitchy Bang.
Scribe
Snatch Shot and Two Lips in the Bush (inset) have teamed up to rat out everyone in the hash--in circle during violations and in print with your weekly installment of the trash. It's better to just confess your sins than to subject yourself to their twisted imaginations.
Snatch Shot and Two Lips in the Bush (inset) have teamed up to rat out everyone in the hash--in circle during violations and in print with your weekly installment of the trash. It's better to just confess your sins than to subject yourself to their twisted imaginations.
Haberdasher
Have you bought any hash stuff lately? You should, or Are You In? is gonna come over and kick your ass. Long sleeve t-shirts, lanyards, on-in thongs? The best part: just like sex, they're all for sale.
Have you bought any hash stuff lately? You should, or Are You In? is gonna come over and kick your ass. Long sleeve t-shirts, lanyards, on-in thongs? The best part: just like sex, they're all for sale.
Hash Cash
Has five dollars ever gone SO far?!?!? (Old people and/or those who have spent time on military assignments in southeast Asia need not reply.) Please Step Away from the Whores and Test Tube Baby (inset) dutifully take your money each week... you suckers!
Has five dollars ever gone SO far?!?!? (Old people and/or those who have spent time on military assignments in southeast Asia need not reply.) Please Step Away from the Whores and Test Tube Baby (inset) dutifully take your money each week... you suckers!
Tally Ho
George Stuffed-an-Octopus makes sure that if anyone is embezzling hash funds, it's him. What a tricky SOB.
George Stuffed-an-Octopus makes sure that if anyone is embezzling hash funds, it's him. What a tricky SOB.
Hash Flash
I Dream of Weenie (left) and Douches Wild have cameras. They use them. They capture your most precious moments and share them for all the hash to re-live over and over.
I Dream of Weenie (left) and Douches Wild have cameras. They use them. They capture your most precious moments and share them for all the hash to re-live over and over.
Songmeister
Rear End Loader (inset) leads the hash with his bawdy merrimaking and the first line to a handful of classics, including "Hot Vagina", "He ought to be publicly pissed on", and the occasional contra circle rendition of "The S&M Man". His MIA partner in crime, Ass Finder, is believed to be alive and in hiding on an island nation in the Indian Ocean.
Rear End Loader (inset) leads the hash with his bawdy merrimaking and the first line to a handful of classics, including "Hot Vagina", "He ought to be publicly pissed on", and the occasional contra circle rendition of "The S&M Man". His MIA partner in crime, Ass Finder, is believed to be alive and in hiding on an island nation in the Indian Ocean.
OreHo
Earlier in 2005, Yellow Sub-my-weenie risked life and limb to defend the hash against Biggie Smalls. We all thought the dude was dead, but he isn't. He lives in Northeast. Armed with his ninja skills (see photo to right), Y-Sub saved the day. Also, he sometimes buys empty-calorie-laden snacks to fuel complaints.
Earlier in 2005, Yellow Sub-my-weenie risked life and limb to defend the hash against Biggie Smalls. We all thought the dude was dead, but he isn't. He lives in Northeast. Armed with his ninja skills (see photo to right), Y-Sub saved the day. Also, he sometimes buys empty-calorie-laden snacks to fuel complaints.
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