The White House Hash House Harriers
A drinking club with a running problem
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2010 WH4 MISMANAGEMENT
These people make sure you have a good time every week. There are weeks (for some, years) when significant others cannot make the same claim.
Want to see who used to be in charge? 2009 2008 2007 2006 2005
These people make sure you have a good time every week. There are weeks (for some, years) when significant others cannot make the same claim.
Want to see who used to be in charge? 2009 2008 2007 2006 2005
GM - Slurpee
The GM (Grand Master, Grand Mattress, General Manager, etc):
The leader of the pack, the big cheese, the head honcho, the grand pooh-bah and the guy or gal that all the fingers get pointed at. The GM is the parent of our strange little hash family. The GM is in charge and acts as liaison to the outside world. If the cops show, it’s the GM’s job to go talk to them. If a judgment call needs to be made, it falls on the GM. The GM is there to make sure all the other MM officials are doing their jobs. If there is a dispute, the GM must play King Solomon and settle it fairly. The GM is the hash’s hero when things run smoothly and the scapegoat when it goes in the crapper. In the big picture, the GM steers the pack in the right direction over the long horizon.
The GM (Grand Master, Grand Mattress, General Manager, etc):
The leader of the pack, the big cheese, the head honcho, the grand pooh-bah and the guy or gal that all the fingers get pointed at. The GM is the parent of our strange little hash family. The GM is in charge and acts as liaison to the outside world. If the cops show, it’s the GM’s job to go talk to them. If a judgment call needs to be made, it falls on the GM. The GM is there to make sure all the other MM officials are doing their jobs. If there is a dispute, the GM must play King Solomon and settle it fairly. The GM is the hash’s hero when things run smoothly and the scapegoat when it goes in the crapper. In the big picture, the GM steers the pack in the right direction over the long horizon.
GM - Puts It Out
PIO (or "Peow!) has some definite ideas of how this hash should be run. He may seem laid back, but he's anything but! PIO emphasizes great trails, plentiful beer, fun circles, and a number of great parties every year. He says "Ask not what your hash can do for you, but what you can do for your hash". He believes that everyone should hare at least two trails per year so that they can understand what makes a great trail.
You can also expect to see PIO standing in for RA from time to time!
PIO (or "Peow!) has some definite ideas of how this hash should be run. He may seem laid back, but he's anything but! PIO emphasizes great trails, plentiful beer, fun circles, and a number of great parties every year. He says "Ask not what your hash can do for you, but what you can do for your hash". He believes that everyone should hare at least two trails per year so that they can understand what makes a great trail.
You can also expect to see PIO standing in for RA from time to time!
Religious Advisor - Tooth Fairy
The RA is responsible for running the end-circle and ensuring that everyone has a great time. He's also responsible for the weather and must do a rain dance to ward off approaching storms.
The RA is responsible for running the end-circle and ensuring that everyone has a great time. He's also responsible for the weather and must do a rain dance to ward off approaching storms.
Hare Razor - And How's Her Bush
The Hare Razor is an experienced hare and coordinates all of the trails throughout the year. He recruits and screens hares and provides guidance on planning and setting trails, and choosing beer check and ending circle locations.
He also sends out the weekly trail announcement.
The Hare Razor is an experienced hare and coordinates all of the trails throughout the year. He recruits and screens hares and provides guidance on planning and setting trails, and choosing beer check and ending circle locations.
He also sends out the weekly trail announcement.
Scribe - Louisville Sucker
The scribe is kinda the secretary. Louisville even wears a skirt to better fulfill his role. He records what happens at the hash and takes your violations and makes them funny!
The scribe is kinda the secretary. Louisville even wears a skirt to better fulfill his role. He records what happens at the hash and takes your violations and makes them funny!
Tally Ho - Bad Ditch
The Tally Ho is kinda the treasurer of the hash. She holds all the money and reimburses brew crew for their beer purchases and pays the bills for our Holiday party and camping trip. She sets the budget and generally recommends that we need to spend more money on beer!
The Tally Ho is kinda the treasurer of the hash. She holds all the money and reimburses brew crew for their beer purchases and pays the bills for our Holiday party and camping trip. She sets the budget and generally recommends that we need to spend more money on beer!
Hash Cash - Sloppy Jalopy
"Show me the money!" Hash Cash is the one who collect$ your $5 every week. This goes to pay the kennels' operating expenses and pay big bonuses to the GM's - oh, that's corporate America - sorry! In the hash, it goes mainly to pay for beer!
She's also the one who keeps your run count and hare count up to date - but you only get credit for the runs you pay for!!!
"Show me the money!" Hash Cash is the one who collect$ your $5 every week. This goes to pay the kennels' operating expenses and pay big bonuses to the GM's - oh, that's corporate America - sorry! In the hash, it goes mainly to pay for beer!
She's also the one who keeps your run count and hare count up to date - but you only get credit for the runs you pay for!!!
Hash Flash - 3 Holer
Smile and say "Sex!" The hash flash records evidence of the hash and posts your pics to the website. Be sure to show him your good side - and don't grimace at the camera.
Smile and say "Sex!" The hash flash records evidence of the hash and posts your pics to the website. Be sure to show him your good side - and don't grimace at the camera.
Haberdasher - Electric Slide
The Haberdasher buys, brings, maintains inventory and sells the T-shirts, patches and whatever else we wind up selling. She uses her judgment to design, develop, manufacture, procure, and market the hash while maintaining enough cash to get even more hash inventory.
Want some hash gear? Got a suggestion for a cool t-shirt? Talk to Electric Slide!
The Haberdasher buys, brings, maintains inventory and sells the T-shirts, patches and whatever else we wind up selling. She uses her judgment to design, develop, manufacture, procure, and market the hash while maintaining enough cash to get even more hash inventory.
Want some hash gear? Got a suggestion for a cool t-shirt? Talk to Electric Slide!
Snack Bi-otch - Cheetos
The Snack Bitch ensures that the beer van is stocked with oreos, chips, and orange food for your post-run consumption. Its often said that this is the least appreciated position on MisManagement as everyone has a different idea of what they want to eat. Snack Bitch says, "Eat me!"
The Snack Bitch ensures that the beer van is stocked with oreos, chips, and orange food for your post-run consumption. Its often said that this is the least appreciated position on MisManagement as everyone has a different idea of what they want to eat. Snack Bitch says, "Eat me!"
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