GM - Slurpee
The GM (Grand Master, Grand Mattress, General Manager, etc):
The leader of the pack, the big cheese, the head honcho, the grand pooh-bah and the guy or gal that all the fingers get pointed at. The GM is the parent of our strange little hash family. The GM is in charge and acts as liaison to the outside world. If the cops show, it’s the GM’s job to go talk to them. If a judgment call needs to be made, it falls on the GM. The GM is there to make sure all the other MM officials are doing their jobs. If there is a dispute, the GM must play King Solomon and settle it fairly. The GM is the hash’s hero when things run smoothly and the scapegoat when it goes in the crapper. In the big picture, the GM steers the pack in the right direction over the long horizon.